Top 10 Things that piss me off. Keep in mind that this is by no means an exhaustive list.

When people say “people are stupid”. Really? Can you elaborate on that please because my definition of stupid probably isn’t yours. As a matter of fact, I think you’re stupid. Ohhhh take that. Don’t care? Exactly. Just like I don’t care you think people are generally stupid. Go away now.

People that take two parking spaces. Hello, douche bag! Entitled much? Get over yourself. There’s more to life than a scratch on your vehicle.

taken from some shitty website

Seeing this sticker on the road: WATCH FOR MOTORCYCLES. You know what? I’ll watch for motorcycles as soon as they do the following:

Watch for cars.
Realize they take their lives into their own hands when they ride on the road with that tiny vehicle and it isn’t my job to “look out” for them especially.
Wear a helmet, moron.
Don’t use the emergency lane for their own personal lane in heavy traffic.
Don’t use long, empty stretches of road as their personal racetrack.

take from watchoutforcars.com

People that are on their cell phone while driving and are obviously distracted. This one is pretty obvious. Are you that bored while driving? Not enough stimulus for you? Or, is it that you are sooo important that you HAVE to answer your phone while operating a motor vehicle. It’s DANGEROUS moron. Stop it.


People that don’t use their blinker. Does your finger hurt? Can’t take that 1/3 of a second to let the rest of us know what’s on your mind? After all we have other things to do rather than to watch out for your erratic driving. Like, look out for motorcycles.

Indie/scene kids that have to identify themselves as vegan and anti-everything. Stop that. You are just like the rest of us. And while your at it, try wearing some jeans that fit. You all look like twins which makes you, I don’t know...NOT DIFFERENT than everyone else.

scene kids looking the same

People that constantly bitch about every part of their life yet stay in the situation that causes them misery. You know what? I don’t want to hear your bullshit anymore. Change something or stop bitching to me about it. Thanks because I am really sick of hearing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and...

People that “party” ALL the time. You annoy the rest of us that are moving along in our emotional and psychological development. Could you keep your childish, obnoxious behavior to yourself? Yeah. I doubt it too.

some drunk morons website

People that drink imported water. Here’s my idea for you. Buy one bottle of that high carbon footprint, pointless water and then recycle it. Buy local water and impress everyone else with your imported bottle! Brilliant!


  1. hahahah you should get a book of these parking tickets http://www.shineboxprint.com/products/ready/ptx/

    i have some and i use them. the last time i did was when the idiot parked so close to brian's car at the airport that i couldn't get in. they are awesome. i always wish i could see the people's faces when they read them!

  2. I knew you would understand M.

  3. Hilarious, I love it. Especially the motorcycles, they weave in and out of traffic and when there is a motorcycle accident, it usually results in death or brain damage, paralysis, whatever it is, its never good. I never hear about motorcycle accidents where they just got a few scrapes and some rattled nerves.